"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

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"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."

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"When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind."

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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

Joan Rivers, American Comedian

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"Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."

Graham Greene, British Playwright

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"Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be."

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"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."

Uma Thurman, American Actress

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"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."

Graham Greene, British Playwright

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"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

Elizabeth Taylor, English Actress

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"I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do."

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"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

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"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."

"When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind."

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

"Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."

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"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."

"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."

"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

"I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do."

"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

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"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words."

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"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

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