"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

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"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."

Uma Thurman, American Actress

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"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."

Richard P. Feynman, American Physicist

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"Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be."

Goldie Hawn, American Actress

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"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."

Pat Brown, American Entertainer

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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

Joan Rivers, American Comedian

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"I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me."

Lisa Kudrow, American Actress

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"I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?"

Mary Chapin Carpenter, American Musician

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"None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle."

Daniel Johns, Australian Musician

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"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

Brian Setzer, American Musician

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"I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that."

Sally Kellerman, American Actress

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"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."

"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."

"Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be."

"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

"I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me."

"I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?"

"None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle."

"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

"I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that."

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"Storms make trees take deeper roots."

"I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else."

"I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids."

"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."

"My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order."

"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."