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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
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"Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be."
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"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."
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"Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive."
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"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."
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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
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"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."
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"Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years."
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"When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind."
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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me."
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"Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life."
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"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."
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"I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that."
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"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out."
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"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."
People
"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words."
Music
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
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"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."
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"I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else."
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"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."
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