"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

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"I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that."

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"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

Brian Setzer, American Musician

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"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

Elizabeth Taylor, English Actress

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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist

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"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you."

Sophia Loren, Italian Actress

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"I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry."

Esai Morales, American Actor

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"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."

Graham Greene, British Playwright

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"We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show."

Alia Shawkat, American Actress

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"I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?"

Eminem, American Musician

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"Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing."

Bruce Paltrow, American Producer

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"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."

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"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out."

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"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."

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"I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that."

"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you."

"I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry."

"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."

"We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show."

"I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?"

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"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."

"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out."

"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."

"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."

"I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that."

"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."