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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
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"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."
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"Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be."
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"Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years."
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"None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle."
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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
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"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you."
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"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
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"However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once."
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"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."
Mountains
"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."
Queen
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
Rain
"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."
People
"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words."
Music
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
Dumb
"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."
Now
"My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order."
Food
"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."
Road
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."
Fire
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