"So to make those checks better, I used to steal lollipops and sell them at school - but I got caught."

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"So to make those checks better, I used to steal lollipops and sell them at school - but I got caught."

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"Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us."

"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

"When asked 'What do we need to learn this for?' any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness."

"I played trombone for 10 minutes, and then I was in an accordion band in school for even less."

"In 1858 I received the degree of D. S. from the Lawrence Scientific School, and thereafter remained on the rolls of the university as a resident graduate."

"It started 25 years ago, when I was teaching elementary school in a small town in Missouri."

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