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Bill Bryson

"My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry."

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"My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry."

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"Sometimes we're so concerned about giving our children what we never had growing up, we neglect to give them what we did have growing up."

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"And like that, I said goodbye to my grandmother like we were two people who met in a coffee shop, shared a lifetime of stories and left wanting more, but knowing we'd meet there again."

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"What thumbsuckers we all are...when it comes to mothers."

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"Of course there are mothers,squeezing their breastsdry, pawning their bodies,shedding teeth for their children,or that's our fond belief.But remember - Hanseland Gretel were dumped in the forestbecause their parents were starving."

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"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off.""

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"Children are educated by what the grown-up is and not by his talk."

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"One marvels why the middle classes still insist on so much discomfort for their children at such expense to themselves."

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"There is only one mother in this world who is the best one, the one that every kid has got."

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"Equal pay isn't just a women's issue; when women get equal pay, their family incomes rise and the whole family benefits."

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"There are three stages in scientific discovery. First, people deny that it is true, then they deny that it is important; finally they credit the wrong person."
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"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things."
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"It wasn't until we dropped him at his university dormitory and left him there looking touchingly lost and bewildered amid an assortment of cardboard boxes and suitcases in a spartan room not unlike a prison cell that it really hit home that he was vanishing out of our lives and into his own."
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"Thoreau was an idiot."
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"Consider the Lichen. Lichens are just about the hardiest visible organisms on Earth, but the least ambitious."
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"In my day the principal concerns of university students were sex, smoking dope, rioting and learning. Learning was something you did only when the first three weren't available."
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