"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"

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"Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

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"Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night."

William Blake, English Poet

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"It's in the act of having to do things that you don't want to that you learn something about moving past the self. Past the ego."

bell hooks, American Critic

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Bo Bennett, American Businessman

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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

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"I've always wanted to act and I can't think of anything else I'd want to do, honestly."

Alanna Ubach, American Actress

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William James, American Philosopher

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"He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling."

Max Baer, American Athlete

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"Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

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"Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on."

"Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me."

"Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night."

"It's in the act of having to do things that you don't want to that you learn something about moving past the self. Past the ego."

"Think before you act and act on what you believe."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"I've always wanted to act and I can't think of anything else I'd want to do, honestly."

"I will act as if what I do makes a difference."

"He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling."

"Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven."

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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."

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"Give me liberty or a bran muffin!"

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"I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned."

"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy."

"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had."

"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second."