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"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."
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""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."
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"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
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"Then when I got to Hollywood, the first musical I did was Festival in 1977."
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"The first is last, and the last is first."
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"I wanted a name that would put us first in the phone directory, or second if you count ABBA."
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"We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date."
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"I think worship is a lifestyle, first of all."
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"In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note."
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"I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir."
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"I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'"
Blood
"If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money."
Money
"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."
First
"Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it."
Man
"I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me."
Film
"It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not."
People
"I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters."
Visit
"I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot."
Business
"Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly - it's the least offensive word in our language."
Muslim
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