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"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."
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""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."
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"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."
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"The first is last, and the last is first."
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"In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note."
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"I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir."
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"This is certainly not the first case in which a merger approved in one place hasn't gone through in the other. There was a case last year where the merger between two EU companies was approved here and blocked in the U.S."
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"If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass."
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"A lot of the advertisement is done by saying: first of all, have a complex about who you are."
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"Manage yourself first and others will take your orders."
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"I was really conscious of that when I went in because I felt that I was pretty solid on the first one, but I didn't have the groove exactly where I wanted it."
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"I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'"
Blood
"It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not."
People
"Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly - it's the least offensive word in our language."
Muslim
"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."
First
"I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters."
Visit
"If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money."
Money
"I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot."
Business
"Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it."
Man
"I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me."
Film
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