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"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
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"There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies under it."
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"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."
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"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."
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"A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings."
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"I do myself a greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie."
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"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
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"The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception."
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"Sanity is a cozy lie."
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"They always say that jazz doesn't sell, but it's a lie, because it does sell, and it sells consistently year in and year out."
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"I should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms."
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"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."
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"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."
Life
"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."
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"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."
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"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."
Movies
"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
Talent
"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
People
"And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard."
Money
"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
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"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
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