"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."

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"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."

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"Guilt always hurries towards its complement, punishment; only there does its satisfaction lie."

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"When Shakespeare was writing, he wasn't writing for stuff to lie on the page; it was supposed to get up and move around."

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"Any man who has once proclaimed violence as his method is inevitably forced to take the lie as his principle."

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"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

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"The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."

Adolf Hitler, German Criminal

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"Opportunity ideas do not lie around waiting to be discovered. Such ideas need to be produced."

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