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"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
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"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."
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"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
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"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
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"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
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"By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long."
Age

"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."
Life

"Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that."
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"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."
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"When it comes to my own turn to lay my weapons down, I shall do so with thankfulness and fatigue, and whatever be my destiny afterward, I shall be glad to lie down with my fathers in honor. It is human at least, if not divine."
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"A lie never lives to be old."
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"There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies under it."
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"Unless a man feels he has a good enough memory, he should never venture to lie."
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"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."
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"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."
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"One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie."
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"A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings."
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"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."
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"A child's appetite for new toys appeal to the desire for ownership and appropriation: the appeal of toys comes to lie not in their use but in their status as possessions."
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