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Artie Lange

"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."

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Artie Lange
"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."

Drink

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Artie Lange
"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."

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Artie Lange
"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."

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Artie Lange
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."

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Artie Lange
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

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Artie Lange
"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."

Talent

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Artie Lange
"By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long."

Age

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Artie Lange
"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."

Life

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Artie Lange
"Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that."

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Artie Lange
"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."

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Aberjhani

"When it comes to my own turn to lay my weapons down, I shall do so with thankfulness and fatigue, and whatever be my destiny afterward, I shall be glad to lie down with my fathers in honor. It is human at least, if not divine."

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Aberjhani

"A lie never lives to be old."

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Aberjhani

"There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies under it."

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Aberjhani

"Unless a man feels he has a good enough memory, he should never venture to lie."

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Aberjhani

"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."

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Aberjhani

"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."

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Aberjhani

"One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie."

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Aberjhani

"A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings."

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"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."

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Aberjhani

"A child's appetite for new toys appeal to the desire for ownership and appropriation: the appeal of toys comes to lie not in their use but in their status as possessions."

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