top of page
More

"I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer and to - as my father puts it - finally have a real job."
Author Name
Personal Development

"My dad says I could sing before I could talk, if that's possible. I was always humming and things like that."
Author Name
Personal Development

"My father is the jailhouse. My father is your system... I am only what you made me. I am only a reflection of you."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father."
Author Name
Personal Development

"The moment my doctor told me, I went silent. My mum and dad were with me, then we all went to pieces. I was saying, No, I've got my flight to Sydney in two hours. I'm getting on a plane."
Author Name
Personal Development

"My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker."
Author Name
Personal Development

"When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
Author Name
Personal Development

"The patriot blood of my father was warm in my veins."
Author Name
Personal Development
More

"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning."
Money

"I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience."
Insecurity

"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."
Life

"You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character."
Character

"I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you."
Dream

"If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again."
Character

"I love standup and I haven't given it up."
Love

"People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film."
People

"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
Father
bottom of page