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"It appeared to the Elders that the people here would believe anything about themselves, no matter how preposterous, as long as it was flattering. To make sure of this, they performed an experiment. They put the idea into Earthlings' heads that the whole Universe had been created by one big animal who looked just like them. He sat on a throne with a lot of less fancy thrones all around him. When people died they got to sit on those other thrones forever because they were such close relatives of the Creator.The people down here just ate that up!"
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"Whatever you believe in your heart, you will receive it."
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"You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe, you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do."
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"I done something bad, it was to believe that to read a book you must be a stupid guy. No people which read they are clever - the guy who said this is stupid guy!"
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"Many people are not conforming with theism, but they are comfortable with spiritualism."
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"If you don't believe,nothing ever happens at all."
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"I am a religious by the heart, but an atheist by the mind."
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"Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist."
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"Beliefs are the umbrella that we use to protect ourselves on rainy days."
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"This whole world is running solely on the foundation of 'wrong belief'. Why is there suffering in the world? It is because one has acquired the 'wrong belief'. With the 'right belief', there is no suffering at all."
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"A flower can only grow through concrete if it believes in itself, not its obstacles."
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"This person has just arrived on this planet, knows nothing about it, has no standards by which to judge it. This person does not care what it becomes. It is eager to become absolutely anything it is supposed to be."
Growth

"Vanity rather than wisdom determines how the world is run."
Power

"Pretty, was she?""Pretty?" he echoed. "Mister, when I see my first lady angel, if God ever sees fit to show me one, it'll be her wings and not her face that'll make my mouth fall open. I've already seen the prettiest face that ever could be."
Faith

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap."
Earth

"When things are going really well, we should take time to notice it."
Gratitude

"The human race is a scummy thing, and so is Earth, and so are you."
Reality

"Only one English word adequately describes his transformation of the islands from worthless to priceless: magical."
Change

"All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!"
Freedom

"... the sea pirates who had the most to do with the creation of the newgovernment owned human slaves. They used human beings for machinery, and, evenafter slavery was eliminated, because it was so embarrassing, they and theirdescendants continued to think of ordinary human beings as machines."
History

"How nice-to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
Philosophy
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