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"I've actually been turned down for jobs because I was in Playboy."
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"If you want to meet a woman, it's best just to smile and say hi."
Smile
"We all want to be the sexy girl."
Want
"The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips."
Kiss
"Like most women, I hate when a guy tries to pick me up by saying, You are the hottest girl I've ever seen. It's totally unrealistic. There are beautiful women everywhere."
Woman
"I've actually been turned down for jobs because I was in Playboy."
Job
"I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes."
Love
"For me the ideal date would be to drink wine in the backyard under the stars, listen to music and just talk. Then we'd eat steak and, later, dessert. If all went as planned, we'd save some of the dessert and play with it while making out."
Music
"My dream date is a tall, dark, handsome, blue eyed man with a bubble butt who will whisk me away to Paris in a hot air balloon to wine me, dine me and."
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"The pencil of the Holy Ghost hath labored more in describing the afflictions of Job than the felicities of Solomon."
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"I loved playing and I was actually working two jobs."
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"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."
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"If a job's worth doing, it's too hard."
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"Bobby is really the one who did all the editing on that stuff. And he did all the mixing. I particularly like the record we did with Logic because Scott Harding did a great job mixing it. He's really a killing engineer."
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"I'm off to save the universe again. It's a tough job but someone has to do it, and I'm glad it's me."
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"Practically, the desirable situation ought to be one in which any reasonably responsible person willing to accept available employment can find a job paying a living wage within 48 hours."
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"I mean, I always feel incredibly lucky to get a job."
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"I feel like it's my job to carry the torch."
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"It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't."
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