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"The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
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"I claim not to have controlled events but confess plainly that events have controlled me."
"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane."
"The real world is oftentimes different from what you expect it to be, what you think it to be, and what people might say it to be."
"A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen."
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"And then, just when you think that you have experienced all the wonders that this world has to offer, you round a peak and suddenly think you're doing the whole thing over again, but this time on drugs."
"He hadn't realized that life speaks with a voice to you, a voice that brings you answers for the questions you continually ask of it, had never consciously detected it or recognized its tones until it now said something it had never said to him before, which was "yes"."
"He sniggered.He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now."
"There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened."
"When one day an expedition was sent to the spatial coordinates that Voojagig had claimed for the planet they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying."
"The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable."
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