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"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."
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"Resting on your laurels is as dangerous as resting when you are walking in the snow. You doze off and die in your sleep."
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"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."
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"Different astronauts sleep in different ways."
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"We were equals once when we lay new-born babes on our nurse's knees. We will be equal again when they tie up our jaws for the last sleep."
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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
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"You don't swing where you sleep."
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"Even were sleep is concerned, too much is a bad thing."
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"Thou driftest gently down the tides of sleep."
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"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."
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"In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it."
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"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."
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"Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us."
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"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."
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