"Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

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"Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

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"With Fellini, the fear dropped out of my work because it was such a happy experience... hanging out with Fellini, having pasta on the set with Fellini, and going out with Fellini!"

Terence Stamp, British Actor

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"I really do hope that the Millennium Summit gives new impetus to the work of the United Nations."

Harri Holkeri, Finnish Politician

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"The rest of my work, besides sketching and keeping a diary, which was the most troublesome of all, consisted in making geological and zoological collections."

John H. Speke, British Explorer

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"If you can find your perfect job, create one."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"Salary is the currency that is gotten from mortgaging your life and time."

Sunday Adelaja, Nigerian Author

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"Anytime we can take narcotics off the street it is significant because it takes them out of the hands of children. It certainly is not going to stop the drug problem, we have to work very, very hard."

John Powell, American Composer

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"Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."

Doug Larson, American Cartoonist

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"Assuming roles is something that simply won't work for me, since I don't have a style. None at all."

Martin Kippenberger, German Artist

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"I admire Bruce Springsteen because he's a heroic person who has lots of integrity and has this incredible body of work that is so vital."

Elizabeth Wurtzel, American Writer

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"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."

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"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it."

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"Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity."

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"The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist."

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"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."

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"Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

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"What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises."

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"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."

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"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."

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