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"Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?"
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"Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing."

"Song Sung Blue took a lot of compressing and refining, and it has one of my favorite lyrics."

"And of course coming from Massachusetts, Rocky Marciano was my favorite."

"My favorite rocker is Go because it is heavy and chaotic."

"I would always fall down the big main staircase in our house. My favorite thing in the world was to pretend to be horribly killed at the top of it, and to fall dramatically down to the bottom of it."

"Two of my favorite things are my steering wheel and my Remington rifle."
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"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."

"I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last."

"I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love."

"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns."

"There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse."

"I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?"

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course."

"We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art."
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