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"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Time
"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
Home
"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
Mom
"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
War
"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
Woman
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Heart
"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."
Home
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job."
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"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."
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"Our will makes constantly a sort of agreement with the world, whereby, if the world will continually show some respect to the will, the will shall consent to be strenuous in its industry."
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"That was the principle of reparations to which President Truman agreed at Potsdam. And the United States will not agree to the taking from Germany of greater reparations than was provided by the Potsdam Agreement."
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"We had an eyeball-to-eyeball agreement at a restaurant before I came back that, if I came back, he would never talk to me that way again or I was simply saying no."
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"I believe that Orthodoxy has been thinking lately, and despite other impressions, that we can't have full sacramental communion if we don't first have a fundamental agreement on the question of the primacy, that still isn't there."
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"The Good Friday Agreement and the basic rights and entitlements of citizens that are enshrined within it must be defended and actively promoted by London and Dublin."
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"Proportion is that agreeable harmony between the several parts of a building, which is the result of a just and regular agreement of them with each other; the height to the width, this to the length, and each of these to the whole."
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"We have to make sure the Good Friday Agreement works."
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"If conquest does not bind posterity, so neither can compact bind it."
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"It is not worth the paper it is written on unless it is backed by the kind of force that will make the other side consider the penalties too heavy to break the agreement."
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"The Republican movement have not behaved properly over the years. They have not themselves implemented the Agreement. If they had implemented the Agreement then they would have disarmed completely in May 2000, that is what they undertook to do, that is what they failed to do."
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