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"It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger."
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"Name any name and then remember everybody you ever knew who bore that name. Are they all alike. I think so."
Judgment

"Remarks are not literature."
Literature

"I have always noticed that in portraits of really great writers the mouth is always firmly closed."
Art

"The thing that differentiates man from animals is money."
Money

"There is no real reality to a really imagined life any more."
Life

"Nature is commonplace. Imitation is more interesting."
Nature

"There is a difference between twenty-nine and thirty. When you are twenty-nine it can be the beginning of everything. When you are thirty it can be the end of everything."
Beginning

"I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go."
Fun

"Money is always there but the pockets change; it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money."
Money

"Disillusionment in living is finding that no one can really ever be agreeing with you completely in anything."
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"It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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Personal Development

"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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Personal Development

"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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"I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go."
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Personal Development

"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"Remember these two things: play hard and have fun."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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