top of page
"I'd sleep under a Vermeer."
Standard
Customized
More

"I don't lose sleep over what I have done or have nightmares about it."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Because I sleep with him he asked me to audition, you know?"
Author Name
Personal Development

"I don't even like to sleep - I feel as if there's too much to do."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Standards are a little crazy these days. I think that, when you go to sleep, as long as you're happy with the way you are and the way you look, that's the most important thing. I think it's an internal thing. As long as you feel good with who you are and comfortable with what you're wearing, but not if that's the most important thing."
Author Name
Personal Development

"You don't swing where you sleep."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
Author Name
Personal Development

"The more I read about feeding times, sleep times and waking-up times, the more inadequate and miserable I felt."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."
Author Name
Personal Development

"We didn't sleep last week - we literally didn't sleep - because we've been so busy with the book."
Author Name
Personal Development
More

"Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor."
Humor

"There's nothing like spending an evening with an audience every night."
Evening

"I find I have to walk a little faster in public these days, but it's very easy to remember when nobody had any idea who I was."
Idea

"If it's well written and well directed and you've got good actors to work with, acting is easy. But making sure all the ducks are in a row is the hard part. It's very rare."
Work

"I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife."
Father

"I gave up shame a long time ago."
Time

"Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving."
People

"I can't imagine doing an hour-long dramatic series because it's so much work. A sitcom is a wonderful gig. You work from 10 to 4 every day, it's fun, and you get to live at home."
Home

"I have a lot of faith in people."
Faith

"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug."
Time
bottom of page