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"I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything."
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"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take."
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"Don't be angry, Finnula had said, be smart."
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"It's advice, not a commandment.Don't swallow it whole until you're absolutely sure you've been given good, healthy advice."
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"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."
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"Never go on a date unarmed. Words of wisdom from my father. Well, my foster father. I was an orphan, of course. The best kings always are."
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"Roza." His voice had that same wonderful lowness, the same accent . . . itwas all just colder. "You forgot my first lesson: Don't hesitate."
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"We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain."
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"It's easy to give advice on trials that have caused you to stumble. It's harder to talk about those that have knocked you flat."
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"No one wants advice - only corroboration."
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"A word to the wise is enough."
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"It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen."
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"There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq."
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"I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything."
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"The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'"
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"The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.'"
Day

"I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him."
Care

"Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up."
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"I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move."
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"There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theater actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on."
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"We're picking on people we can beat."
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