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Lemony Snicket

"If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn't mean that you would be a midget if you were bald."

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"If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn't mean that you would be a midget if you were bald."

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Amber Hurdle

"Then I glanced at the ring on my finger.The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail, Forever and Ever. I know where I came from-but where did all you zombies come from?I felt a headache coming on, but a headache powder is one thing I do not take. I did once-and you all went away.So I crawled into bed and whistled out the light.You aren't really there at all. There isn't anybody but me-Jane-here alone in the dark.I miss you dreadfully!"

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Amber Hurdle

"Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.Master of Stupidity: Hmmm...tell me about your sexperience!"

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Amber Hurdle

"The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today."

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"What a paradox it is, the sane causes more problems than the insane! It is! The real problems of the world do not come from the insane but, the sane!"

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Amber Hurdle

"I'm alive but I have no life. I'm alive but also dead. I'm dead and alive."

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Amber Hurdle

"It appears to me that one defeats God precisely by not trying to stand above God, but on the contrary by using God's own existence against God."

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Amber Hurdle

"GOD is foolishness and GOD is wisdom all at the same time."

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Amber Hurdle

"At least I'm honest about being a liar."

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Amber Hurdle

"Light makes shadow. Truth makes lies."

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"The world is swirling with so many mysteries and secrets that nobody will ever track down all of them. But with a book you can stay up very late, reading until all the secrets are clear to you. The questions of the world are hidden forever, but the answers in a book are hiding in plain sight."
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"Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps."
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