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"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
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"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."
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"As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing."
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"Since philosophy now criticizes everything it comes across, a critique of philosophy would be nothing less than a just reprisal."
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"There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose."
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"Even if you have nothing to write, write and say so."
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"Nothing endures but personal qualities."
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"There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence."
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"Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable."
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"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."
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"Nothing like a little judicious levity."
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"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
God
"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
Feet
"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."
Home
"Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing."
Survival
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
Deep
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Race
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
American
"The best mind-altering drug is the truth."
Truth
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Love
"It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."
Belief
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