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"If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high."
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"How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted."
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"Sometimes we're so concerned about giving our children what we never had growing up, we neglect to give them what we did have growing up."
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"Mothers care in volumes of tears and earnestness of prayers and a depth of emotion others cannot fathom."
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"Family gathersto share good noise and good food.Gratitude abounds."
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"He who loses his mother loses a pure soul who blesses and guards him constantly."
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"Accuracy is the twin brother of honesty; inaccuracy, of dishonesty."
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"So that is marriage, Lily thought, a man and a woman looking at a girl throwing a ball."
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"Love and advise your children unconditionally."
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"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
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"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
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"From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now."
Experience
"There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up."
Talent
"I influenced the BG style by not being able to draw perspective. The BG artists developed cool graphic painting styles to make my bad backgrounds look like they were that way on purpose."
Purpose
"In old movies, the cinematography is a thousand times better than anything today. Writing, a thousand times better."
Movies
"The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant."
Inspirational
"If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high."
Family
"You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist. The standards are extremely low."
Family
"You buy any book on color theory today, and it's just complete poppycock. Everybody comes out of school painting pink, purple and green. The whole damn cartoon industry has pink purple and green on their mind."
Mind
"One guy records the voices, another guy times the storyboard, another guy times the sheets, one guy is the story editor. All these jobs should be covered by the director."
Employment
"My style is very strong poses and expressions."
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