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"If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high."
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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

"I tell you, families are definitely the training ground for forgiveness."

"Don't say negative things about your spouse and children."
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"You buy any book on color theory today, and it's just complete poppycock. Everybody comes out of school painting pink, purple and green. The whole damn cartoon industry has pink purple and green on their mind."

"In old movies, the cinematography is a thousand times better than anything today. Writing, a thousand times better."

"The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other."

"From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now."

"George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already."

"Schools are really bad now. Schools are not only bad in reading, writing and arithmetic, they're worse in cultural aspects, like in music and art. They don't teach you anything."

"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."

"Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. You've got your money. Why do they let the networks run their lives?"
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