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"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."
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"As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests."

"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half."
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