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"New York is not conductive to theater. New York does not encourage its young. It does not encourage experimentation."

"I apologize for being obvious, but every time I watch the curtain come down on even a halfway decent production of a Shakespeare play I feel a little sorrowful that I'll never know the man, or any man of such warm intelligence."

"I can't do theatre in the US,' she says, 'because I don't have a green card."

"Musical theatre is something I'm familiar with, I've been doing that."

"A theater person should know what holds an audience and what does not."
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"May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?"

"I am, uh... a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished... for not being anorexic."

"But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick."

"If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof."

"My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh."
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