"Men get laid, but women get screwed."

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"There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings."

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"For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook."

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"The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as "Soho" poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent."

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"The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another."

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"Men get laid, but women get screwed."

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"The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right."

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"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."

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"Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps."

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"Sex is the last refuge of the miserable."

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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."

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