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"The surest way to prevent seditions...is to take away the matter of them."
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"Foulmouthed individuals seem to have their neuron systems replaced by colon structures, given that their terminology profusely consists of "sh*t and f*ck". ['Tolerance zero']"
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"The walls, where there was room, were well decorated with calendars and posters showing bright, improbable girls with pumped-up breasts and no hips - blondes, brunettes and redheads, but always with this bust development, so that a visitor of another species might judge from the preoccupation of artist and audience that the seat of procreation lay in the mammaries. Alice Chicoy...who worked among the shining girls, was wide-hipped and sag-chested and she walked well back on her heels...She was not in the least jealous of the calendar girls and the Coca-Cola girls. She had never seen anyone like them, and she didn't think anyone ever had."
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"Many buy gadgets they don't really need, with money they don't have, for people they don't actually care for, while infringing their corporeal and financial capacities, in order to pay doctors and psychiatrists.['Keeping up with the Joneses']"
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"But whenever one meets modern thinkers (as one often does) progressing towards a madhouse, one always finds, on inquiry, that they have just had a splendid escape from another madhouse. Thus, hundreds of people become Socialists, not because they have tried Socialism and found it nice, but because they have tried Individualism and found it nasty."
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"Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn't. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn't."
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"There is nothing in the record of the past two years when both Houses of Congress have been controlled by the Republican Party which can lead any person to believe that those promises will be fulfilled in the future. They follow the Hitler line - no matter how big the lie, repeat it often enough and the masses will regard it as truth."
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"Will liked to live so that no one could find fault with him, and to do that he had to live as nearly like other people as possible."
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"Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age."
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"If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate."
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"I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills."
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"Many a man's strength is in opposition, and when he faileth, he grows out of use."
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"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
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"Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set."
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"There was never law or sect or opinion did so much magnify goodness as the Christian religion doth."
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"Good fame is like fire; when you have kindled you may easily preserve it; but if you extinguish it, you will not easily kindle it again."
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"Knowledge is power."
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"When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative."
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"I wonder why it is that the countries with the most nobles also have the most misery?"
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"People usually think according to their inclinations, speak according to their learning and ingrained opinions, but generally act according to custom."
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"We gave ourselves for lost men, and prepared for death. Yet we did lift up our hearts and voices to God above, who "showeth His wonders in the deep"."
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