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"It's long been a cliche in Washington that if you hang a lamb chop in your window, guests will come."

"I was on the show previously as a guest host, so I had a little practice."

"Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list."

"I know what she used to do sometimes. She kept her best cape she wore on the street in there, and she used occasionally to go up there to get it and to take it into her room. She kept a great deal in the guest room drawers."
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"Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun."

"I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage."

"My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out."

"I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do."

"Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven."

"I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything."
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