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"When you're a guest star on TV shows - particularly in the 1960s - you're always the villain."

"I was on the show previously as a guest host, so I had a little practice."

"I know what she used to do sometimes. She kept her best cape she wore on the street in there, and she used occasionally to go up there to get it and to take it into her room. She kept a great deal in the guest room drawers."

"Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list."

"It's long been a cliche in Washington that if you hang a lamb chop in your window, guests will come."
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"I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning."

"My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out."

"I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess."

"Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven."

"I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights."

"Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun."

"I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do."

"I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything."
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