"What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen."

"I never believed that U2 wanted to save the whales. I don't believe that The Beastie Boys are ready to lay it down for Tibet."

"I have a hot memory, but I know I've forgotten many things, too, just squashed things in favor of survival."

"Look, you're here to see me, and I can't go on until my dealer is here, and he's waiting to be paid, so give me some money so I can fix up, and then you'll get your show."

"I like music that's more offensive. I like it to sound like nails on a blackboard, get me wild."

"Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate."