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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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Explore more quotes by Miguel de Unamuno
"Life is doubt, and faith without doubt is nothing but death."
Death
"Man dies of cold, not of darkness."
Darkness
"A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about."
Humor
"To love with the spirit is to pity, and he who pities most loves most."
Love
"Human beliefs, like all other natural growths, elude the barrier of systems."
Trust
"A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man."
Love
"Suffering is the substance of life and the root of personality, for it is only suffering that makes us persons."
Life
"Consciousness is a disease."
Consciousness
"The only way to give finality to the world is to give it consciousness."
Consciousness
"Art distills sensations and embodies it with enhanced meaning."
Art
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