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"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
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"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."
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"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."
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"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
Old
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."
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"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"
Health
"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."
Home
"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."
People
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."
Business
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
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"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."
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"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."
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"When asked for your views, by the press or others, remember that what they really want to know is the President's views."
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"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."
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"I believe we will elect a new President in 2012."
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"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
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"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."
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"I'm the only president you've got."
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"Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are from states that Bill Clinton carried."
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"A master of improvised speech and improvised policies."
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