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"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
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"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."
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"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."
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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."
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"The president's budget proposals have neglected water infrastructure."
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"We are still waiting for the president to introduce a concrete plan. He has just hinted at what he is thinking about doing, but no one has seen a proposal."
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"I'm a huge Obama fan. I think it's such an unbelievably great thing to have a President who's competent and not insane."
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"Every President hates the Press."
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"Hey, I'm a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions."
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"One of your tasks is to separate the "personal" from the "substantive." The two can become confused, especially if someone rubs the President wrong."
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"At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say."
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"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
War
"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"
Health
"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."
Daughter
"I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."
Dance
"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
President
"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."
Iraq
"It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?"
Now
"Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water."
People
"We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector."
Fun
"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
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