top of page
Quote_1.png

"I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like squirting water all over it. It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes."

Standard 
 Customized
"I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like squirting water all over it. It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes."

Exlpore more Relationship quotes

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"A woman dictates before marriage in order that she may have an appetite for submission afterwards."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"We are all connected in spirit, in love and in faith."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Parent greatest gift to their children is their bond of love."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"It was too perfect to last,' so I am tempted to say of our marriage. But it can be meant in two ways. It may be grimly pessimistic - as if God no sooner saw two of His creatures happy than He stopped it ('None of that here!'). As if He were like the Hostess at the sherry-party who separates two guests the moment they show signs of having got into a real conversation. But it could also mean 'This had reached its proper perfection. This had become what it had in it to be. Therefore of course it would not be prolonged.' As if God said, 'Good; you have mastered that exercise. I am very pleased with it. And now you are ready to go on to the next."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Those who don't care about the positive side of you, are too dangerous to have on your side."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"They said, "You'll never find someone like me again!" I thanked them for wishing me well."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"In some cases, it is the woman's stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Try not to be the kind of friend who only makes friends when in desperate need of financial help."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"The key to every human heart is love."

Explore more quotes by J.D. Salinger

Quote_1.png
"I still think that, in a way, I can't get past half my childhood dogmas."
Quote_1.png
"I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something."
Quote_1.png
"She gave me a pain in the ass, but she was very good looking."
Quote_1.png
"I'm not trying to tell you," he said, "that only educated and scholarly men are able to contribute something valuable to the world. It's not so. But I do say that educated and scholarly men, if they're brilliant and creative to begin with - which, unfortunately, is rarely the case-tend to leave infinitely more valuable records behind them than men do who are merely brilliant and creative. They tend to express themselves more clearly, and they usually have a passion for following their thoughts through to the end. And--most important-nine times out of ten they have more humility than the unscholarly thinker."
Quote_1.png
"I say that the true artist-seer, the heavenly fool who can and does produce beauty, is mainly dazzled to death by his own scruples, the blinding shapes and colors of his own sacred human consciousness."
Quote_1.png
"Who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody."
Quote_1.png
"I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it?"
Quote_1.png
"I don't know what good it is to know so much and be smart as whips and all if it doesn't make you happy."
Quote_1.png
"I don't think it would have all got me quite so down if just once in a while-just once in a while-there was at least some polite little perfunctory implication that knowledge should lead to wisdom, and that if it doesn't, it's just a disgusting waste of time! But there never is! You never even hear any hints dropped on a campus that wisdom is supposed to be the goal of knowledge. You hardly ever even hear the word 'wisdom' mentioned!"
Quote_1.png
"Look at 'em,' he said. 'Goddam fools.' 'Who?' said Ginnie. 'I don't know. Anybody."
bottom of page