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"Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone."
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"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog."

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."

"God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I'd see that guy's finger nail sticking out of my cock."

"There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots."
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"To be at ease is better than to be at business. Nothing really belongs to us but time, which even he has who has nothing else."

"A bad manner spoils everything, even reason and justice; a good one supplies everything, gilds a No, sweetens a truth, and adds a touch of beauty to old age itself."

"It is better to have too much courtesy than too little, provided you are not equally courteous to all, for that would be injustice."

"He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in much, and God in everything."

"Never open the door to a lesser evil, for other and greater ones invariably slink in after it."

"At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all."
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